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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
wow!!! you don't know!!!
bono invented the universe
he is this amalgam of jesus, buddah, mohammed, vishnu, aleister crowley, rabbi bar johay and coronel sanders
he created the universe and the earth and people with low intelligence to worship him as the greatest being of the universe and time
his only flaw (EDIT:: he preaches that he is flawless and punishes thoes who think otherwise) is that he is tone deaf and was cursed by the demon edge to never unlock the digital delay from the river boss. he is damned to make the exact same sound even if he intends it to be different; the only way to break the spell is to use someone else's sounds to express something different
he poses as a modest rock star who only wants to be canonized, win a nobel prize and owning all the money in the world; his real intentions beyond this modesties are to watch how his creation develops and see how people worship him
it's common knowledge people!!
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this is the kinda shit we need in this thread.
thanks krastian, that track is just me payin tribute to the good ole bobby D.