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the man once known as cheeto55
instigates better than any man alive
make you a salad of lettuce and endive
so floatingslowly's turds take a toilet dive
cleaning out his colon via gastric bypass
geriatric tubing makes floating pass gas
can't control his anus, rhymes suck like john stamos
can't compete with me cuz I am the most famous
The Instigator devastator, anti-bush demonstrator
leaves tips for the waiter, not a cheap perpetrator
does not sport boots of ostrich or gator
leaves his lady all sore, he's a deep penetrator
so what you gonna bring to this battle floatingslowly?
I'm the rap Baloo to your hip-hop Mowgli
teaching you the ropes from the high to the lowly
leave your brain baked like a spinach stromboli
*****
with shit slurry dippin'
poop chute slippin'
Jenkem bottle yr grippin'
sniff it up and start trippin'
headed for a rap sarcoma
Frozen up in Oklahoma
too much Okie Noodlin'
gives you bad catfish trauma
Yr tornado alley schemes
and wack rhyme routines
old and played like Brylcreem
are far less than they seem
With mad-vision like the Hubble
I deduce yr rhyme troubles
One hit wonder like the Buggles
soft as a bear selling Snuggle
On and On and On got the dope routines
Light up the glass bong, don't use no screens
beat you down for a song, got the ways and means
you best head to the john, 'fore yr shit hits yr jeans.
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