Apparently Rasputin had the same "problem"(illus 1)
Some people thought it was his gaze, that got him mad pussy but my dear I think it was his massive prick.(illus 2)
What's that you say?, "who's ever heard of an asian with a massive cock?" Certainly not I, so I'll be damned if I know how he does it.
But I do know that your friend has got the whole relationship thing all wrong;
A boy in the bush is worth two in the hand, or something like that.
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Illustration No. 1
Illustration No. 2
