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Old 12.01.2007, 08:04 AM   #30
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indiana jones will be 67 and will suffer of terrible backache, and works in a musuem where dusts antique bones,
suddenly on a dino bone finds an incision and it's a treasure's map.
so he takes his plane and goes in a jungle. he sleeps in a bungalows and is on painkillers (he is american, isnt'it? ) and then hears a nois from the closet. he gets prepared to fight, but out of the closet comes his son, the 23 years old orlando bloom who studies anthropology in oxford and wants to follow his father (they dont see each other from a long time).
they start adventure together, bang bang, kaboom, a plane crashes, there are wizards, the go in a cave, they eat condor eggs. orlando meets an indio woman and make love. the day after he has a strange painting in his stomach and that's the new map! so they find the treasure, the bad ones arrive, orlando saves indiana. the treasure actually is something disappointing and moral. they leave it there and get ready to go home, orlando chooses to say in jungle with the girl, indiana goes back to the museum and he still has backache.
two years later he receive a postcard with a picture of his grandson climbing a gorilla's tail in a fire forest.
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