im gonna go out and shoot phesnts, bring them back to the manor andhave my maids pluck and cook them. then i am gonna invite a few select friends around for snifters of port wine and cigars. we may play a new fangled playing card game or merely sit around a log fire reminising on how things have changed in the city....... i shall then take a woman and pleasure her repeatedly in return for her making me tea and bisciuts. jolly good laugh will be had by one and all in the stately abode of the me! i shall then find my blowtorch, set to frizzle and chase them all naked around the ground, the first to actually die will be granted the winner.
maybe the helicopter will be employed, maybe the veal will be served raw for the greedy fuckers!
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