Halloween usually means insane & sickly high concentration of mid-term work coupled with a week of people throwing parties. It is a difficult beast to navigate.
Some day though I'll have a girlfriend who knows how to do sweet makeup and then my scare book of horrors will open up and we will be Halloween champions.
Three words: Candy Corn Rifles.
Until then though, I'll have to be content with being a joyless fisherman, casting nets repeatedly into the sea of sludge that lions couldn't remember and Melville only wished he sailed.
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