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Originally Posted by gmku
Cut it out. I look goooodd. The salesclerk told me so, and she wouldn't lie.
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speaking of salesclerks,
the other day i was walking thru chinatown and i saw a robe that i liked in some shop, magenta with gold cherry blossoms so i decided to stop in and maybe buy it real quick on my way to wherever i was going (i think i ended up down by the east river) and she held me up for fucking EVER. "what about this one, this one nice!" (keep in mind that she was chinese and spoke poor english) everything is always "nice" with them. and also, they always go "it's X price, but (slightly lower price), for you". uh no. you do that to everyone, elderly chinese woman, because you want to make the sale and hustle their ass out so you can make a killing before you get deported.
and there is your lesson on the sales techniques of elderly asian women in chinatown.