My wife should be on the plane by now
Oh, where's she going?
No, the door's sticking.
I laughed and laughed and laughed when I heard that joke; unfortunately, when I tell it, people tend to not get it.
Anyway, I've only heard beautiful girls, but that's my favourite song of the year except for the new Girls Aloud single, which obviously wins.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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