in the beginning we were all fish. okay? swimming around in the water. and then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live.
so retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands and it had buttsex with a squirrel or something and made this retard frogsquirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey fishfrog. and then this monkey fishfrog had buttsex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you!
so there you go! yr the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fishsquirrel!
congratulations!
happy birthday.
