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k-krack says:
Wonderful planning.
Danny says:
intricate.
k-krack says:
I am... a hungry man.
Danny says:
some would say.. reminiscient of isambard brunel
k-krack says:
Allow me to wikipedia that name.
Danny says:
of course.
k-krack says:
All else aside.
k-krack says:
I seriously had epic lulz over this photograph.
k-krack says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Marc_isambard_brunel.jpg
k-krack says:
engraving*
Danny says:
rofl
Danny says:
wrong brunel though
Danny says:
i meant his son
Danny says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isambard_Kingdom_Brunel
k-krack says:
Shit.
k-krack says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:IKBrunelChains.jpg
k-krack says:
Those are some mighty chainz.
Danny says:
they are
k-krack says:
The bling of giants, some might say.
Danny says:
some would say that.
Danny says:
look at his hat.
k-krack says:
Don't think I haven't!
k-krack says:
Not a ribbon or bow or corruption on that hat!
k-krack says:
How pure it is!
Danny says:
Almost.. holy
k-krack says:
Indeed, how untarnished, how perfect, how... I hesitate to say, Divine...
Danny says:
..divine..
k-krack says:
I slowly make my way towards the hat...
Danny says:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d0/Great_eastern_launch_attempt.jpg look at those fucking chains..
k-krack says:
Unbutton my rousers, pull them to the knees, and begin to, slowly at first, but gaining speed with every stroke, masturbate frantically.
Danny says:
rofl
Danny says:
don't continue, please
k-krack says:
Holy fuck, those chains are enormous.
Danny says:
that boat was destroyed in liverpool, haha
k-krack says:
...I reach the point of climax, and shocks of white, with the consistency of a watery molasses, shudder out of my erect penis.
Danny says:
...
k-krack says:
The hat opens its mouth, and allows the warm white fluid to enter into it, and swallows serenely... satisfied, I begin to return my trousers to their prior state... but the hat grabs me first, anxious... for another go.
k-krack says:
...The End....................?
Danny says:
Though a stupendous, well written read, I find your prior messages utterly disturbing.
Danny says:
Never before have I seen such unbridled luciferousness in the english word.
k-krack says:
epic lulz.
Danny says:
k-krack says:
Hey guys.
k-krack says:
That story rules.
Danny says:
I daresay, stephen, feast your eyes on this:
Danny says:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Brunel-Launch-Leviathon.jpg
k-krack says:
AHAHAHA
k-krack says:
Holy fuck, I lol'd out loud HARD!
Danny says:
almost.. TWELVE hats!
k-krack says:
What the fuck are they all doing in the same place?!
Danny says:
launching a ship
k-krack says:
Everybody there is totally thinking "What the fuck! I TOLD JIM NOT TO WEAR THE HAT, IT'S MY DAY!"
Danny says:
haha
Danny says:
dang..
Danny says:
who'd have thunk an off-the-cuff remark about isambard kingdom brunel would lead to such outrageous conversation
k-krack says:
Word up
Danny says:
fear of female planet?
k-krack says:
Fear, baby.
Danny says:
i just want you to know that we can still be friends..
k-krack says:
Let every-body know
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