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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

What's your definition of a useless individual in this society? Here's a few professions that i think are no use in case of violent confrontation or war:

Waiter
Web designer
Ticket collector
Taxman
Intellectuals in general are useless because they sit around too much just thinking, writing and talking bollocks
Teachers in their majority
Coppers
Many a musician
Me

false sir, all false

waiters & WAITRESSES in particular are essential for entertaining the troops when they are on leave. you've never seen das boot?

web designers would work in the propaganda effort-- spewing information for civilians-- we all know that the internet was designed to survive in the case of nuclear attack.

ticket collector -- what kind are these? "tickets please"??

taxman - we all know war runs on taxes. no taxes = no war. maybe a good case to get rid of them in the first place.

intellectuals - let's kill them all now. actually, some of them could be put to good work in intelligence, dealing with translations, and what not. and more propaganda of course.

teachers - somebody has to instruct those motherfucking soldiers in proper communications and all sorts of death-supporting skills, such as embalming... but anyway, the troops need teachers. besides, if the war becomes protracted, someone has to train the next generation of little goons.

coppers - ?? cops? they prevent looting.

musicians - musicians are like whores-- they are needed to keep the troops happy.

you - who are the troops going to fight for if not for their queen???