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Some news:

Originally Posted by Hickmund & Aesophustersen Benitez

Dear dr. Alfonz Vrtinoha,
we're pleased to accept your request.
From now on you'll be a proud lifetime member of Pookie's WWF (world wide fanclub).
PM me on further instructions, and if you'd like to become a member of our street team we will send you posters and stickers to promote our association in your town. We will... someday. The problem is, till now we raised a grand total of 3 aus dollars and a beer can, so we don't have enough money to print stickers and other promotional items yet. I (Hickmund) think we could sell the can on ebay claiming it was "used" by Pookie himself. Starting bet should be around 200 USD, If all goes according to plan we should raise 10.000 USD by the end of the auction. I'll drink it right now and then I'll set up a fake ebay account to post the auction.

H&A
Pookie's WWF CEOs

p.s. a huge "thank you" to Pookie for giving us permit to post public announcements on here. We promise we won't abuse of this possibility and won't hijack your column.
p.p.s. we are aware of the crime we commit and the risks involved in posting a fake auction on ebay, but this is all for a Greater Good, let's keep our fingers crossed!