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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
well i gotta go & find that rope but here are my last wishes 
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dear luxy,
im already married, and since we're not in polynesia i cannot have a second wife (but... wanna move there?). i beg you however to reconsider your rash decision of marrying crypto. the thought of you in his republican hands makes me shiver with horror.
i die now, but please marry someone who can give you true happiness... like the winner of a willem dafoe lookalike contest, or marc bolan's reincarnation (he might be a puppy these days, but who knows).
love,
ignatius
ps- i am also leaving some cells for cloning in a secret lab. so i will return some day-- but i hope it won't be as creepy as that nicole kidman movie w/ the 10 year old. ewww... (really, ewww) |
Ignatius,
heeeeey, thats not nice!!!
I don't think I want you at our wedding...
Sincerely,
Pedro Alberto "InVogue"
p.s. for whatever its worth, we wont discuss politics in our marriage.
(Dictated, but not read)