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I'd spend the day with them in England and take them out for a good English pub lunch. Then I'd interview them. Then I'd bask in their glory for a bit. And only then would I go through their stuff while they weren't looking. And then I'd interview them again to give Thurston a chance to explain why his luggage contains every CD that Britney Spears has ever released and Steve a chance to explain why his suitcase contains nothing but drumsticks and pantyhose.
EDIT: When you say "go through their crap" I'm assuming that you mean look through their belongings, rather than examining their faeces to check whether they're eating a balanced diet.
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