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Originally Posted by EyeballGrowth
were all a little gay
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I think it comes from the human love of the ass.
"Arses are the human race's favourite thing. We like them on each other, we like them on magazine covers, we even like them on babies. When we're alone we like the scratch them, when there's a fire we like to warm them and who among us hasn't in a lonely moment reached back for a discreet fondle. We love our arses. When God gave us our arses we had to stick round the back just so we wouldn't sit and stare at the all day. Cause when God made the arse, he didn't just say 'hey it's just your basic hinge, let's knock off early' He said, "Behold ye angels I have created the arse, throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name."
Jeff from Coupling