I'm waiting for JennTheBenn to criticize MarleyPumpkin's choice of 'small flowers crack concrete'. For me, my favorite is:
ticket to ride:
Thurston: "We really suck tonight ladies and gentlemen... in fact, we're gonna call this song "Bury Our Heads In The Sand"...and, uh...well no, this is actually called 'Dickweed Part 2'."
Lee: "Part 8!" Thurston: "Oh yeah, this song's called 'Dickweed Part 8'" [pause] Okay maybe I'll sing a solo song for you....WELL I GOT A TICKET TO RI-HI-I-I-DE... yeh, come on lets do it!" etc... basically thurston butchering Ticket To Ride while Steve and Kim jam (Thurston instructs Steve to "Play those funky drums").
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