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I got this weird stomach infection involving terrible diarrhea and stuff when I was like 10 and had to spend a week in a hospital. And one day over there, I had rather bad time management running into toilet and shit myself on the halfway. So I ran back into my room and spend awful hour and a half thinking about how to tell this to the nurse without dying of embarassment. So I just covered myself with a blanket, opened the windows to loose the smell and called for the (rather beautiful) nurse. When she came in, she realized the smell, so she just turned around and came back 10 minutes later with a new pair of pyjamas.

I managed that without a word. It was embarassing as hell.