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Old 02.12.2007, 11:48 AM   #6
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Apparently, this is not some blanketly forgiving law. There are all kinds of requirements that must be filled, like:

- it can't be judged to be more than 7 days old (like I'll know)
- it has to be dropped off by someone you judge to be the biological parent (to prevent kidnapping, etc.; how in the hell are you supposed to tell that? Does she have to have the umbilical cord trailing out of her?)
- it cannot be abandoned; it has to be presented to a uniformed employee (which I am not, so in that case, what do you do? What if they simply drop it and run?)

I'm going to either unintentionally kill this child, or get someone sued. I am all for that sterilization.
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