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Ok, so everyone would buy expensive stuff- guitars, TVs, houses, yachts, etc. Bla bla bla. hookers. That all bores me. And giving to charities bores me too. Making runs for political power are lame too. Those are all obvious things you'd do in the hypothetical situation of being so rich that you shit gold.
I'd have new drafts for Star Wars Episode I, II, and III written and have competent people produce, direct, and act in them.
I'd make a cable TV Channel that aired the following shows (among other awesome canceled television shows):
pre-Ferrel and co. SNL
Kids in the Hall
SCTV
Dr. Katz
The Ben Stiller Show
Pete and Pete
Father Ted
Monty Python
I'd get the Year Punk Broke released on DVD by buying out Courtney Love.
And I'd start my own maglev company connecting major US cities, as well as their suburban infrastructure. Just because I can't stand the US infrastructure anymore.
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