[Washing Machine]

I hear you! Those songs are awful, they sound like they were all written by Stock, Aikin and Waterman! I hate how they always get stuck in your fucking head, even though you dispise them.....

I was in a shop last year and this singing, animated snowman kept going off every time someone walked past so I went over and unplugged the fucker!
Oh how the children cried muhahahah!