I can't beleive that all you cynics are willing to risk insulting Santa. Okay, so if he doesn't exist he wouldn't bring you any presents anyway, but just suppose he does - he'll have probably just struck you off his list for being a non-believer, and you won't get anything nice for Christmas, all you'll get will be a satsuma and a walnut.
AND THAT'S ALL YOU'LL FUCKING DESERVE!!!
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