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Originally Posted by Hip Priest
As a result of contacts gained due to her uncle's secret work with Elvis, Schitzo is employed to read every book in the world before it is published, to make sure it contains no information that might be useful to potential alien invaders.
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This is a true statement.
Before George W. Bush was born, and even before I was born and quite sometime before my mother emerged from the womb, I was told by Sun Ra that I was to remove his brain. I just remember sitting there with Sun behind me as I took out his temporal lobe going "FOR THE WIN!" as I held my scalpel. Little did I know that this unborn baby would be our president.
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fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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