[k-krack]

...but they failed miserably, after crypto came out of the closet to the two lasses, and they murdered his ass hard. (Oh, and everyone knows that fire doesn't kill zombies, head destruction does.)

But getting back to the story, all the live ones were having a small party in memory of the board, around a giant roaring fire made entirely of love and sex and rock and roll. All the while, the dead boardies finally awaking from there deep deathly slumber... *


*(now comes the killin' parts.. please, get to the killin' parts someone!)