oh man you didn't write that but i must still give you props for the hilarious and brilliant post. brilliant!
this one in particular cracked me up:
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7. Follow up every non-sequitor with "COINCIDENCE?"
Example: NASA, the same organization that says the face on Mars is *not* a sign of intelligent life, also used Tang on its early missions. Tang is a product of General Foods, which owns the candy bar manufacturer Mars, Inc. COINCIDENCE?
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ha ha ha ha.