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Old 09.19.2006, 05:19 PM   #95
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Originally Posted by porkmarras
I'd really turn straight for Uma.She's fucking beautiful,she is.

As we know, Uma's getting a bit older now, but she is the most exquisitely beautiful woman there is. I don't know the particulars, of course, but even still, Ethan Hawke should be forced to have the word "dumbass" tattooed to his forehead.
I once had a girlfriend for two years that's 5'11"" and looked just like her, so it's a bit rough to even look at Uma sometimes. She also spoke and moved a good bit like Uma does when I've seen her interviewed. I had to be beat the tail off me with a stick when I'd go out with her to a bar. Most guys were scared to approach her, but they would hoot and holler if they pulled up next to us at a stoplight. This sort of thing happened often.
I know everyone may roll their eyes when they read that and think it's an exaggeration, so believe what you want, but I've been fucked-up ever since that break-up...I never thought it would happen to me.
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