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SCENE TWO AND A HALF
Joan Rivers pops out of Steve's carryon bag, a Louis Vuitton purse.
Joan: OMG! TONY DANZA! I'm reporting live! Tony Danza simultaneously pissed his pants and chewed the head off of a live bat. Who are you wearing, dahling?
TONY DANZA!: SS Beat Control shirt, Brokeback Apparel jeans.
Joan: Pina coladas, internet sexin', or getting caught in the rain?
TONY DANZA!: I enjoy the alcohol.
Kim: I can't take this! STFU, Joan. I'll slam your head down a toilet and get my posse to go after you. You'll be getting loose with the Pussy Galore- while they shove your head down the toilet after me! My husband Thurston Moore will crack jokes afterwards while I flush your head down the toilet again!
Joan: Well, shit.
Patti is not amused. Thurston is. Husker Du are.
the game: What next, cracka hoez?
Steve and Lee: JAMZ!
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fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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