Grassyass
I figure the script will start something like this:
Sonic Youth, Husker Du, and J/Patti are at an airport
Kim: When's our plane coming?
J/Patti: When I make Gloria mine!
Lee: When I see Karen again.
Thurston: My mind is a gelatinous ball of pepper.
Steve comes in view. He prances around in a leotard that makes him look like the pink panther.
Steve: lol lol lol lol buttsex
Husker Du (SIMULTANEOUSLY): We were thinking that! As soon as Chuck Norris boards our plane, we guess. YEAH! *JAMS KICK OUT*
random tourists with fanny packs and joints yell for patti to start some poetic rantings
Patti: POEMS POEMS POEMS THE AIR IS A GENTLE BREEZE
Audience: Whooo!
Patti: Whooing is for sellouts of the mindwarped generation that never embraced the intensity of rock and roll blending into poetry and the sweet jams invigorating their senses blahfhfahfahfahvsegnseibuttsex.
that is scene one.