When were you happiest?
Probably on the one date I had with my ex.
What is your greatest fear?
The future. Alternatively, bees.
What is your earliest memory?
When I was two years old, I was sitting in a shopping cart while my mother was shopping. I dropped an egg on the ground out of curiosity. It broke and I cried.
Which living person do you most admire, and why?
Laura Jane Grace - everyone's favourite punk mom, and the only famous person who's ever replied to me on Twitter (she told me to quit school).
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
The fact that sometimes I don't think before I say.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Arrogance.
What was your most embarrassing moment?
I got locked in a toilet for forty-five minutes on school camp once.
Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought?
Secondhand guitar and amp, $200.
What is your most treasured possession?
Probably my laptop.
Where would you like to live?
Victoria, British Columbia.
What would your super-power be?
Teleportation?
What makes you depressed?
It'd be easier to ask what
doesn't.
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
Leg hair, usually. Otherwise my nose; otherwise my jawline.
Who would play you in a film of your life?
Possibly
Asher Angel? I mean, he's my age and has the same hair colour.
What is your most unappealing habit?
I pick my nose.
What is your fantasy costume of choice?
IDK, a knight maybe?
What is your guiltiest pleasure?
Probably Pepsi, nowadays.
What do you owe your parents?
Large portions of my personality.
To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why?
I feel really guilty over all the annoyance I would have caused my relatives over the years when I was youngest. Also, my last crush.
What does love feel like?
Hopefully I know that in a few years.
Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it?
No.
Which living person do you most despise, and why?
Lyle Shelton - slimy little 'religious' shit.
Who would you invite to a dream dinner party?
A bunch of my online friends.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
"Big fan" - usually sarcastically.
What is the worst job you’ve ever done?
Well, my current one.
If you could edit your past, what would you change?
I'd try to be a more socially normal kid.
If you could go back in time where would you go?
The 60s? IDK
How do you relax?
In much the same way as I stress.
How often do you have sex?
Never.
What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
A feeling of safety and physical affection.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
That I live in society.
What keeps you awake at night?
Masturbation, usually.
How would you like to be remembered?
At all.
What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
"Life isn't fair,
Potter."
Where would you most like to be right now?
In bed, asleep.
Tell me a joke.
Two elephants fall off a cliff...boom boom!