i know plumbers who have never had their hands in shit and are all retired with a nice house at a young age.
'that looks like a dodgy valve mate. that will have to be replaced and they aint cheap i am afraid (£5 from the nearest diy shop) its gonna be at least £70. but i can do it for you straiht away.'
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