[The Soup Nazi]

OK, so the dude who "pressed the wrong button" evidently fucked up, he was probably wasted or maybe he's the Hawaiian Homer Simpson or something — the real point here is I can't be the only one who got an acid My Pet Goat flashback, can I? A FEW MINUTES after the false alarm Drumpf was informed that it was bullcrap, and what did he do? He kept on golfing! Later, way after THIRTY-EIGHT minutes of panic (not that everyone in Hawaii panicked; again, they were probably wasted) he went back to Twatter only to complain like a little bitch, for the 100th billion time, that people in the media were meanies to the very stable genius.

DRONE TRUMP.