Originally Posted by Severian
When I was searching for The Departed
's transcript on Google, the first suggestion on the site's search bar was "departed 2". How in all that is fuck could there be a Departed 2
? Everybody's dead! Let's review: Martin Sheen got thrown off a roof by Jack Nicholson's crew. Ray Winston shot himself in the face/head. Nicholson was shot dead by Matt Damon. Leonardo DiCaprio was shot dead by James Badge Dale. Dale also shot Anthony Anderson dead. Dale was shot dead by Damon. Damon was shot dead by Mark Wahlberg. Plus, Wahlberg was fired by Alec Baldwin and Vera Farmiga moved to Bates Motel. So everyfuckingbody's DEAD!