Wow. Cool thread idea, and that was a genuinely amusing story. Nice phrasing. Who says internet-era-meme-talk can't be well executed? Not I. I almost peed myself a little when I read the paranthetical bit.
I haven't been to a show in a couple of months. Several fell through. But I don't think I've spoken about any of the recent ones, so I'll get back to you.
Also, who are you? Surely you're not brand new to the board.