I'm glad you guys are discovering Woody Allen.
I used to worship Woody. Then he made a bunch of bad movies and I stopped. When he made MATCH POINT and had a resurgence, I was too pissed off to enjoy it.
I'm not sure what happened, but nowadays even the crappy ones I find charming. (Need to re-watch CURSE OF JADE SCORPION and put that to the test.) I think it was when I watched CAFE SOCIETY and I said, "This isn't a great FILM but it's worth 90 minutes of my life," and when it was over I had a smile and I said, "Heck, that's all I wanted. I'm satisfied."
I mean, fuck it. Nearly every single film he's made is good enough.
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BIKINI CHAIN GANG
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.ph...h5857966916d71
An innocent woman goes to prison. There, she meets lots of lesbians.
This is soft-corn porn. That means no genitals and certainly no jizz. No public hair even. The sex is hilariously simulated by people who it seems have never really had sex. Lots of breasts and butts, though.
Who's the audience for this stuff? People who like porn but don't enjoy all the fucking? Deeply disturbing. WARNING: if you click the link, you will NOT be turned on.