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oota wari, i had to come here and say it because someone had to say it, even though it sounds like marketese, like shilling, like paid bullshit, i have to say it say it:

FEVER TREE RUUUUUUULESSSSSSS!!!!!!

yes their mixers are EXPENSIVE but they are so fucking fantastic, made with care, taste great, don't destroy your gin, aren't overly sweet, have great balance, i mean, fuck, whoever it is that decided to make these THANK YOU WHEREVER YOU ARE.

you will join scott jensen (of the immortal pancake recipe) in my pantheon of heroes of civilization.

calling them a leonardo da vinci is a bit much, i know. but for us machines who eat, drink, fuck, piss, shit and enjoy our rabelaisian pleasures there really isn't much better than being a good machine in good health, isn't it?

it will be over anyway eventually so we might as well enjoy it while it lasts.