[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

I thought you knew! Yeah, he talks about Starbucks being his favorite place all the damned time, practically every week in his column. He goes there to read or work and spends hours at a time. I always think its lame, like Rollins, dude, you're fucking H-E-N-R-Y-F-U-C-K-I-N-G-R-O-L-L-I-N-S!!! What the fuck are you even doing in Starbucks let alone not destroying it? Can't he find a non-corporate hellhole to get coffee? Besides, their coffee fucking sucks, it always either (a) burnt or (b) stale or even worse, (c) both.