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the only legitimate bisexual in the world is me and eric northman from the true blood book series, not the tv series.
all the rest are just failed beta males. i am an alpha male vampire and a currency trader. i have a large portfolio and drive a porsche. i committed all the murders in american pyscho, and blamed it on patrick bateman. i have a neural interface embedded in the markets and so can place orders without the need for a brokerage. i grow extra organs and telomeres in my kitchen and can absorb the brains of my victims into my own so i have access to all their memories and data for fraud purposes.
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