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Old 08.24.2013, 08:56 PM   #17842
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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
List of people that would make a better Batman than Ben Affleck:


4. Carmelo Anthony
Cornrows tuff guy Melo or effeminate gay mustache Melo? Either way, the guy doesn't play enough defense to be Batman but that absurdity alone is what would still make it better than Ben Affleck,

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6. Chris Tucker

fo sho!


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21. Jackie Chan

That would be fucking epic.

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22. Will Smith

What is sad, is that even after Wild Wild West, Will Smith is definitely the better candidate than fucking Ben Affleck.

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54. Shaquille O'Neal
Kazaam is still better than Ben Affleck, there, I said it. Even those terrible recent Buick commercials are better than Ben Affleck, though in truth, those commercials might be better with Ben Affleck than Shaq, so really, they could just switch.

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59. The Rock

Surprisingly this could work, the Rock is like Steven Seagal 2.0, he can sort of act, only is a much more likeable guy so you tolerate his mediocre talent.

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66. Terry Crews

 

Winner. Roll it!


But really now, why couldn't they just bring back Christian Bale, that dude kind of nailed it the way Michael Keaton did.
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