being a pessimist can bring good luck. pessimism allows you to enjoy life better but not fluently than others. the more of a surprize the better. appreciating the average outcome of life comes equal to all of us whether or not we wait positively or not. such feelings of negativity doesnt mean anything to anyone. even to those who wait.
if dead_battery got him some good ass/booty/pussy, he would project the same feelings of Scrooge McDuck from Duck Tales after discovering a tomb full of gold. deaden and surely cynical of such universal grand luck. aka, bored with such finds.
we're all full of shit!!!