Gramma, there's a bad man on the internet saying his first act of Pope would be to make sex to you. They won't make him Pope, wil they gramma? They won't! They couldn't posibly! If they did....that would mean....o, gramma nooooooooooooooooooo! What do you mean "you want to touch his lovely hair"? Gramma, he's bad! Ok? O, god, gramma, why are you moving your hips that way??
The day I become Pope is the day I make sweet love to ALL the grandmas.