I concur wholeheartedly with Savage Clone on the spandex issue. If one were meant to wear unattractively tight, skin-pinching clothing whose sheen accentuates each fold of a flabby ass, we would simply walk around naked.
On the sandal issue, both sexes are permitted to wear sandals; however, it is EXTREMELY rare to find fashionably acceptable ones. My rule (for casual sandals mind you; whoring it up is a different story) is that they ought to be as least ornate as possible. Sandals that resemble shoes a. look orthopaedic and retarded and b. defeat the purpose of wearing sandals.
