Incidentally, that may be the lamest insult I've ever heard.
You watch movies that are too old to be your father.
Read books that are too old to be your father.
Root for teams that are too old to be your father.
I'm just not feeling the rancor here Genteel. Have someone quote you again when you start using more interesting insults.
But if you really want me to read your posts, you could just stop being a complete prick. I'd gladly un-ignore you if you stopped being a waste of time. Being an Internet prick is .... pointless.