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OK, so the apocalypse is tomorrow. Of course, it isn't just a single day of chaos that will destroy the world, it's like a seven-day battle during which Heaven is open or something like that. But this is the time to act! It's time for the boldest plan in the history of mankind: to kill God!
And think a bit about this, if the apocalypse turns out to be real, it means God is real, and not the regular type of God, but the type of God in which people like pedophile priests and old ladies believe in. You know what I mean, right? And it means that a lot of other illogical and cruel stuff from the bible is true as well, right? Like the story of Abel and Cain, which kinda proves that God isn't a nice man. Or the fact that God told Adam not to eat the apple, which is like fascism.
So, what do you think? If the apocalypse is tomorrow, will you help in the epic struggle against our mischievous creator?
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