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Originally Posted by knox
artsygrrl
that's a great story, seriously. i tried doing it in a club's toilet once and the security guard in 2 minutes, so kudos.
so let's listen to the bets song in the world
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I'm still working this one out....
"tried doing it in a club's toilet" (nasty, but I get it).
"and the security guard in 2 minutes" is what's stumping me.
either: you did someone in a toilet and then a security guard two minute later or the security guard only took two minutes to do OR you were busted after only two minutes of your nasty (and I assume loud) club toilet business.
quantum mechanics tell me that in an infinite universe all of the above happened simultaneously, with the only given constant being the speed of light, you, a toilet and a security guard.