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OFFICIAL SYG THREAD IN HONOUR OF THE ROYAL HANGING!

TODAY in Englande's greene and pleasante lande, HRMSMSRSMS roy ale artiste formerlye knowne as Princee Will.i.am Hupplepuff Beatrix Inbredee XVI was betrothed to Commonwench Katherine Middlemass, cursed wiccan of the moors, and dispatched to thon hanging appartus verily on the noone of Wednethsday upon the steppes of Trafalgar's publice sqwaure. Let it be decreed fromme shire to shire that the damnede couples necks were snapped with good vigour as is His Lorde's will. And it did pleaseth the Lord and his vassal Liz Windsor relayede his good pleasure. And it was known to be saide that such sufferinges bring decency and balance to the humoures of the peoplesfolk, and the LORDE is much pleasede by it.

+MXXXxxx In the Name of OURE LORDE. MCXVI ++

 

CLAP! CLAP! THOU PROLES! CLAP THOU DAINTY SHREWS AND SCRUFFY MANSHREWS! HARK! FOR THE HANGINGE OF THIS CURSEDE UNIONE SHAL BRING MUCH GOOD MIRTH AND FORTUNE TO ALL ENGLANDE LAND!

HARK! For the Hanginge of thate indomnible coupel markede the dethkneele of wickede ande immorale witcherye and distractione! And as the cursed soules releesede frome there mortale coile, the assembald crowde dide bear witness to a moste rambunctious explosione of supernaturale witcherye! And it is recordede that variouse assemblede noblemene and schollarrs can attribute muche veractiy to saide claimes.

The deVile Lucifere opende a dimenshunul vortix above the hanginge galery to returne his demonice agents to their subbteranean cavese. Howevere, thise cuolde not be closede ande nowe realitye itselfe is invertede ande runninge backwardes towardes nothingnesse. Gods Dog womb expells putride faeces thate recongeales into decayinge foodestuffes from centuries ago in our very stomaches. Oh Gode stoppe this! We praY to thou! They are already reverting to canniballism and mob rule in the Northe! OH LORDE WHAT HAVE WE DONE?

 

Hwæt! wē Gār-Dena in ġeār-dagum egsode eorlas. Syððan ǣrest wearð. fēasceaft funden, hē þæs frōfre ġebād

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