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'Corse men landed on the fukkin moon rite, 'ow else wud we see the fukkin picshures eh fukkin think abowt it no landin equarls no picshures BUT HEY THE FUKKIN ARMSTRONGS 'N' ALL ONLI LANDED ON THE FUKKIN MOON LIKE 357 YEERS AFTER THE FUKKIN GOBLINS DID BUT DO YU HEER ABOWT THAT EH NO YU FUKKIN DON'T LIKE IT'S NOT BAD ENUFF BEIN OPPRESSED 'N' HAVIN OWR HISTRY WIPED OUT BY THE ELVES 'N' THE DAFT GNOMES y'kno that like 357 yeers ago like we used a big magic fukkin cannon 'n' sent a goblin hurtlin to the moon he didn't cum bak like he just went SPLAT on the serface but hey he stil got there yeh OH FUK IT IT'S A DIFRENT MOON TO YORS BUT Y'GET THE POINT EH oh well thats all the goblin got time for today take care an' be nice to all the pussi cats 'cos they cute yeh ha ha time for a beers.
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