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I have a relatively new game (due to lack of participation in "hey....smell this).
my game is called "do you still need your ______?"
it goes like this:
while shopping with a loved one, wait until there are other shoppers nearby, and then, in the loudest voice possible, ask "do you still need your _______?" (where _______ is the most embarrassing item nearby).
last night it was "laxatives" for the win.
please note: "are we out of _____?" also works.
ex: are we out of anal lube?!!?
a look gains you 1 point
a derisive laugh is worth 2 points
disturbing the other shopper to the point of making them flee: instant game win
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