when I play videogames I'm bangin'
lynchin instigator like it's a wile west hangin'
got six shoota and a repeatin' looongrifle
headshots from 'cross the park...it ain't trifle
robs stuck down on his luck
me I'm rich and don't give a fuck
he's always playin last years game
been there and done that cuz I'm not lame
you got achievements that say #1 in drama
I got a 100 points for goin' down on yr mama
she said unnng floaty you are the one
9 months later out popped my son
his names rob. he calls me daddy
tries to play xbox but he be a baddy
doesn't know LB from the blue X
doesn't know his left hand from havin' sex
cuz he's new and slow to boot
always hits the wrong button when it's time to shoot
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