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I shaved the other day. Therefore I'm not an animal; I don't quite understand if I'm evolving. I don't think I'm a monkey. And how are there monkeys still about if evolution isn't just a theory, eh? None of it makes sense, hair or not.
I had a dog with a pierced ear once. He wasn't very old, so I think he was modern? But he was also a he - maybe it's only women that can't be modern? They should pierce their backs so I can't see it; then they'd be evolved hairvolutionists, with nature, and modern.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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