saw infinity - 0/10
Got in free. Last movie we saw, they fucked up the projection, so we got into this free. I guess we should've seen Red. Did I mention this was a 3D movie but we had to see it in 2D? Haha. My score is a joke, this movie's about a 3 or something. It's actually the most violent, mean spirited, cruel movie in the series, or at least of the ones I've seen. So, if you actually care about that kinda stuff and dont' want to actually watch a good movie like Don't Go in the House of Maniac or Nightmare in a Damaged Brain or something... by all means, still don't go see it!
match point - 6/10
Scarlett Johannson is the wost actress of our generation. THere, I said it. I don't care which hole you want to stick it in, she is A FUCKING HORRIBLE ACTRESS. It sounds like she's struggling to
exist in every movie she's in. She's painful to watch! Yeah, yeah, she's got big boobs -- she sucks. I'm a Woody Allen fan, though, and this movie is not Woody Allen at his best, obviously, but it's still good. Funny that this movie is called his "comeback" film (when did he leave? He's been making good movies, and bad movies, his whole career) and Whatever Works was a "horrible film", even though I'd sit through some of that movie's painful 30-year-old dialogue (I mean, it was a sloppy, uneven, lazy, silly film at times, but Larry David is charismatic and Evan Rachel Wood proves you can be both extremely talented AND VERY annoying) forever than have to endure one more of Scarlett Johannson's "look at me.. I'm acting!" I mean, she's like the female verse of Keanu Reeves. She's such an airhead. Anyway, pretty cool movie. But she sucks. Though this isn't as bad as Scoop, which I'd give a 3/10.
ALSO, SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD LEAKED ON DVD. YES, A DVD RIP OF THE BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR. GO TO BTJUNKIE AND DOWNLOAD IT, IT LITERALLY HAS 100,000 SEEDERS OR SOMETHING. THIS MOVIE WAS
AMAZING. SURE, IT WAS THE BIGGEST BOMB OF ALL TIME. BUT THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S AHEAD OF THE PACK. SUCH A SMART, CLEVER MOVIE. I DON'T LIKE THAT GUY'S PREVIOUS MOVIES. I DON'T LIKE MICHAEL CERA. I DON'T LIKE JASON SCHWARTZMANN. I DON'T LIKE THE BANDS ON THE SOUNDTRACK. I DON'T LIKE MACALUAY CULKIN'S BROTHER. AND IT'S STILL, HANDS DOWN, THE FUNNIEST, SMARTEST, MOST CLEVER MAINSTREAM FILM OF THE YEAR. MAYBE OF THE DECADE. YES, IT'S THE MAINSTREAM REFLECTIONS OF EVIL FOLKS.
GO DOWNLOAD THAT MOVIE. (or buy it when it comes out) MY HIGHEST ENDORSEMENT.