[ni'k]

Chapter 2 - CREATION - THE RAP OPERA

1. Thus that whole shit was like all strewn with niggas bodies and shit, smokin craters, reality was broken, all fucked up yo, me and schopenhauer was trollin tha astral plains in our truck, i was in tha back moutin tha chain gun blastin niggas corpses along the desert. then we took a rainbow highway to the skies and schopey busted out some fine chronic so i took a break from blastin and started rollin
2. And it was day 7 of this shit yo, so we was just chillin.
3. And we wuz like, yo nigga, shits tiring yo, we needa maek sure we chill every 7 days yo? ya feel me?
4. so the heavens and the earth was half finished and all broken and torn up like a messy fuckin lego abortion set. but we was like, fuck it yo, we smoked all dem niggas, planets ours yo, so we was still trollin in our truck, smokin more o' dat herb. we asked kit to auto drive and me and schopey smoked some o dat chronic and sipped on our 40's and was like, so what next dawg?
5. so then i needed to relieve myself, so i was like, yo schopey, look a way yo while i piss o'er da side o' dis ve-hic-el yo. no homo. and the piss started fallin liek rain yo, but shit got califragilistic yo, cos da piss started tinklin on dem dead niggas corpses, and dem zombies started to get revived and regrew back to life, shit was scary shit yo.
6. But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.
7. And so my big chunky veiny wang formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living zombie.
8. And then schopey was like, yo dawg, i planted a garden eastward in Eden; growin some sweet chronic in that joint, how bout we hit up dat joint and get some more bud yo, den we bundle and bag da shit and sell it to dem zombie niggas yo!
9. And out of the ground made the my piss rain zombie life blood to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of weed also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
10. And i was still pissin so much out of my hydra wang that a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads of my delecious wangalang.
11. The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold; shit, felt like gold, it was kidney stones, had to piss out dem motherfuckers, hurt like yo wouldnt believe nigga.
12. And i thought, man dem kidney stones is pretty like diamons yo, gotsta find me a bitch and woo her with this rock. is good yo: there is bdellium and the onyx stone.
13. And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia. such friends was all up in dat motherfucker slow dancin to wu tang, makin soup from dustballs, fightin for dat emperor sallassie against dem zombies, we just sat and watched from the truck driving along the sky rainbow. i provided some cova fire but dem ethiopian niggas had no pieces, just dem sticks and rocks, dem got eaten by da zombies like a motherfucker.
14. And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river is Euphrates. but we dont want no pixies on da stereo. hate dat shit yo.
15. And so i said to kit, yo man, put da car down into the garden of Eden and park in near da back yo, schopey had da keys.
16. And i had commanded the car, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely smoke a bud off yo, but kit said "yo nigga im a car fule, i cant smoke no chronic yo, i need gas!" but den i said, damn nigga have faith yo, we fill ur tank with chronic already, how u think u drivin on a rainbow yo? fule have faith yo.
17. But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: cos i want to munch that shit man, sounds like pussy yo.
18. And i said, nigga, It is not good that the car should be alone; we gotsta find him a bitch yo, he can fuck dat bitch in da exhaust pipe or howeva it is cars breed yo.
19. And out of the ground the zombies formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air became a zombie; and brought them unto our ass on da rainbow freeway, and der wuz so many o dem zombie birds i was like, i would be callin dem diffrunt names: and whatsoever i called every zombie creature, that was the name thereof. since it was just me schopey and the zombies on the planet, and there was no dictionary motherfuckers round to be startin dey shit.
20. And i gave cattle, to all da zombies to get dem off our tail, dam the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the rainbow freeway; but for our asses there was not found an help meet for him ? wtf speak english nigga, so soz im so stoned man lol. anyway we was shootin dem zombie birds with the mounted minigun and kit was floorin da pedal on da rainbow freeway, headin to schopeys chronic growin operation, that he called eden.
21. And the chronic caused a deep sleep to fall upon schopey and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; and then i was like, shit nigga, i know i got da munchies but dats just nasty yo, so i jammed dat bitch back in thar and patched up his chest with skins and hoped he didnt notice yo.
22. but da ribs, which i had taken from schopey, made he bitch, since day nigga just let me eat his ribs and didnt put up no resistance. like a female bitch. but i was like, shit bro, soz nigga, but der no mcdonalds so how i supposed to be gettin some ribs yo?
23. And i was babbling from da weed and said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. and i was all articulatin like a motherfucker, stoned like a motherfucker, then i realised dem zombie birds was stil on our tale so i got back on the minigun and kept blastin
24. Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. yeah i was readin porno while i was blastin da gun yo
25. And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed. it was a centre spread, hot shit yo, hot pussy, was turnin me on but i had to concentrate on my aim yo.